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the-personal-quotes:

 

the-personal-quotes:

 

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

rdjarvis:

the-chief-mooseketeer:

bilobog:

quaartz:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egads! it’s the white bitch

THE OBNOXIOUS ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE. IM PISSING

… the obsessive bible nazi

The Horrifying Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

FUCK YOU I’M THE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

rdjarvis:

the-chief-mooseketeer:

bilobog:

quaartz:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egads! it’s the white bitch

THE OBNOXIOUS ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE. IM PISSING

… the obsessive bible nazi

The Horrifying Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

FUCK YOU I’M THE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

fullmetal-c:

…sitting here in my blanket before work.

fullmetal-c:

…sitting here in my blanket before work.

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(Source: totalparksandrec)

Adventures in Genderbent Glenview

(In a police line up)
Allen: I hate you.
Shelby: Shut up! I only ever get pulled over when you're in the car with me. This is as much your fault as it is yours.
Allen: I hate you.
Shelby: -And I didn't aggravate that cop! He was just too sensitive.
Allen: I hate you.
Shelby: How was I suppose to know that his ex wife /actually/ left him for another woman?!
Allen: I seriously fucking hate you.
Shelby: Right back atcha.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

ethiopienne:

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

This is real life. (x)

(Source: simplycolin)

Gunna be at the dirty bird all day for a good cause.

Gunna be at the dirty bird all day for a good cause.

shut-up-ella:

Posing
My eyebrow and lips game is strong
#whoops

Who are you and why am I in love?!

shut-up-ella:

Posing
My eyebrow and lips game is strong
#whoops

Who are you and why am I in love?!

http://0fmiceandmeep.tumblr.com/post/95300966276/heyteenbookshey-alright-everyone-school-starts

heyteenbookshey:

Alright everyone, school starts soon in the US. Here are some ways to make your year YA novel worthy:

  • Join as super cool after school activity, accidentally become the star and temporarily grapple with hubris
  • Meet a mildly dangerous boy/girl, preferably in homeroom. Fall…

Spoilt rich boy/girl transfers in after getting kicked out of their third private school?
Show them how to really live via high school parties with red solo cups and beer pong.
Also rich folk are almost always on cocaine, sober them up with your affection and a long speech about loving whats on the inside.
There might be a strict father who hates you for no reason other than you being poor involved, win him over with midnight visits to their uptown mansion and borderline obsessive declarations of love.

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

(Source: everydaycomics)

(Source: sarah-scales)