theludicrousrival:

strategicboner:

straightintothedawn:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

This is so important!

Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.

Oh look! An actually medically accurate seizure first aid post! Thank you, OP.

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jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

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"I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts."

—  Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)
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"Forgive me—
without you near,
I become a monster."

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Send me the most random ask, comment, link, whatever you can think of, and see what you get as a reply. Maybe it’ll be relevant. Maybe it’ll be completely random. Come on. Let’s play. 

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vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

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megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

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fromthesimpleminded:

So proud best mother

fromthesimpleminded:

So proud best mother

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sailorshiro:

ubiquitoush:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

What the fuck are Lifesavers that’s so stupid

and polos arent…

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AND HERES THE COMMITMENT ISSUES COMING IN HOT. ABORT ABORT ABORT. 

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tagged as:  #personal  #oh jesus christ what am i doing  #why am i doing this?  #this is a baaaaad idea  #i've already proven that I cannot be trusted with relationships  #somebody please stop me now

Dean was being weird on the phone, so I told him anything he has to ask me the answer was ‘Yes.’ So I guess we’re like, officially dating now. 

This was a great way to end my otherwise terrible double shift.

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tagged as:  #personal

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raptorific:

How can purple be one of the best colors and one of the worst flavors

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pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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