cjoycoolio:

artemisthebipolarbear:

Have you heard about this Bruce Banner guy?

I hear he’s all the rage.

GET OUT

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childrapist666:

one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican

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ACen 2013 peeps!

I had a great time, met great people, spent a great amount of time drunk off my ass.

So Friday I had this feeling that I was going to have a terrible con, the vendors hall was crap, none of my artist friends made it into Artist Alley, and I couldn’t find any of the people I was dying to meet up with! By 8 pm the room had made a turn for the better! I had managed to find gifts for everyone and had hit up a bunch of hotel parties and was ready for Hardcore Synergy!!!! The Rave was great, I went with my friends who were staying in the Aloft, Johnny and Stater, Stater ended up being really really drunk and we left the rave early before my fave dj from last year could get on.

Saturday was AMAZING. I met so many new people and made a bunch of friends! I got to trap my friend into a conversation with a guy that no one likes (it was hilarious, trust me,) AND I BUMPED INTO TEMA-CHAN WHO WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BUT DECIDED TO GO FOR SATURDAY ANYWAY <3 <3 Around 8 oclock I had wandered into Austin and George’s room while waiting for Xavier to decide to wander into my life, then I changed for the Rave, the dress I wore was a bit too small around the bust and I ran around Crowne trying to find a cosplayer with a safty pin. Luckily for me a group of adoring lesbian ravers took me in and pinned me into the dress. Once I was sure nobody was getting a lucky nip-slip I went and  partied in Xavier’s room with his friends. Slater, Johnny, and a new friend Sam showed up as well, I made a toast to ACen 2013, and the two groups fell head over heels for each other. around 12 am I wanted to run to the lobby to pee since the hotel room was otherwise occupied and OMG OUR NEIGHBORS WERE ACENITES TOO! So the occupants of that room came and partied with us too! While I was in the lobby bathroom I guess there was a wedding going on and I ended up hacving a long ass conversation with the groom’s sister and had some drinks with her too.
ACen ‘13, the year Nova crashed a wedding. :P
By the time I got back to the room we were ready to head to the rave, so I filled an empty monster can with jungle juice and met up with my Wisconsin Peeps <3

Lets just say Sunday was the morning of regret. 

I had spent 420 on a custom Assassin’s Creed outfit, number whored and ended up with like 70 people I didn’t remember texting me, and sometime during my drunken Saturday I twisted my ankle. While in the dealer’s hall I went back to look at the dress I was having customised and honestly, I do not regret it one bit <3

I am not going to lie, this was probably one of the best ACen’s I have ever been too!! I cannot wait for ACen 2014!!

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tagged as:  #ACen 2013

bananapolisher:

dave

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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

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bleerios:

not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable

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mishasminions:

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT YAHOO! BUYING TUMBLR OUT
SHOULDN’T WE BE THANKING YAHOO! FOR KEEPING US AFLOAT?

  • TUMBLR’S AN EXPENSIVE SHIP TO MAINTAIN
  • TUMBLR’S NOT GENERATING MUCH REVENUE
  • TUMBLR NEEDS MORE RESOURCES
  • THAT $1.1BILLION DEAL WILL HELP A LOT
  • THE TUMBLR HEAD & TEAM WON’T CHANGE
  • YAHOO! PROMISED NOT TO FUCK ANYTHING UP
  • CALM YO TITS
  • [READ]
  • APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR RUDE BEHAVIOR
  • ONE SHOULD NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS SO QUICKLY

THANK. FUCKING. YOU. 

IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON BITCH I’M QUITTING TUMBLR FOR A WEEK UNTIL IT ALL DIES DOWN

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botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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tagged as:  #VIDYA  #the best

r727:

redunderwear:



alkdjf; ilu deadman

WHAT AM I DOING IN AFRICA?!

r727:

redunderwear:

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alkdjf; ilu deadman

WHAT AM I DOING IN AFRICA?!

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42bars:

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fleane:

The three amigos

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vchrisi:

vaginapowersactivate:

juicebanner:

bannerphd:

littleblueartist:

damn straight

FIXED.

vchrisi:

vaginapowersactivate:

juicebanner:

bannerphd:

littleblueartist:

damn straight

FIXED.

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ruinedchildhood2:

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going

ruinedchildhood2:

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going

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how to boys 

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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